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    <subtitle>In my dreams, the royal Queen sings.  I throw her out the window.</subtitle>  
    
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        <p>I finally found my new blog password (couldn&#39;t get into the site for months!), and <a href="http://outthewindow.wordpress.com">Singing Queen Defenestration</a> has officially moved.&#160; It will be entirely a Book and Cheese Blog (infrequently updated).&#160; I hope you like it!</p><p><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>Singing Queen Defenestration has moved to <a href="http://jemfy.blogspot.com/">Wordpress.</a></p><p><a href="http://jemfy.wordpress.com/">Twice.</a><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>In addition to the above, I must say: Happy mother&#39;s day to my wonderful mom.&#160; Happy birthday to my dear friend who doesn&#39;t know about this page, and therefore will have no idea that I have said happy birthday.&#160; (Hee.)</p><p><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Book and Cheese blog entry #2</title>   
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        <p>Sorry it has been so long since the last Book and Cheese Blog Entry.&#160; I didn&#39;t have time to read for so long, and then good cheese was so expensive.&#160; But, Renee Marie and comebacknikki will be pleased at my cheese choice.</p><p>Today&#39;s book is <em>The Whale Rider</em> by Witi Ihimaera, and today&#39;s cheese is artisanal Manchego cheese.&#160; I&#39;m afraid I don&#39;t know where it was crafted.&#160; Probably Spain, probably.&#160; The label was in Spanish.&#160; Anyway, on with it!</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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I had seen parts of the movie-- those that know me might be shocked that I never saw the whole thing, but movies make me impatient.&#160; Still-- the movie did not prepare me for the book.&#160; Basic synopsis of the book, taking place in New Zealand and containing mostly or entirely Maori characters:&#160; Kahu&#39;s great-grandfather is extremely disappointed when she is born-- she is not a boy, and therefore cannot lead her iwi (tribe) in the future.&#160; Kahu, however, knows that she is destined to be chief, but not only will her great-grandfather not see that, he hardly acknowledges her, though she loves him unconditionally.&#160; Though he continues to ignore her, she has a gift passed down from her ancestor Kahutia Te Rangi, Paikea, and the survival of her people may hinge on that gift.</p><p>My, how I loved this book.&#160; I can&#39;t even sit back and be articulate, I loved it so much.&#160; I was going to quote from other reviews, but the reviews I want seem to have disappeared from the internet.&#160; Kahu is not exactly spunky, but she fights for what she loves-- the denizens of the water, her iwi, and her Koro Apirana (not in that order).&#160; She is secure in herself and knows who she is and who she is to be.&#160; A very strong character.&#160; All of the main characters (the great-grandparents, the uncle who narrates the book)are strong and well written.&#160; This one is definitely a novel for older readers-- middle school kids would understand it but I think they might be impatient with it-- but it is rewarding.</p><div style="text-align: center"><img height="236" src="http://www.igourmet.com/images/productsLg/artisanmanchego.jpg" width="236" /><br />artisanal Manchego cheese<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left">WHERE has this cheese been?&#160; How did I not know about it?&#160; It is sweet and flavorful and absolutely nothing like an emmentaler. Even better, it is nothing like that Dubliner cheese (ugh).&#160; It goes well by itself or with things.&#160; I ate it with apple slices.&#160; This is a very gorgeous cheese.&#160; The odor exists but is not too pungent, the taste not too bland or too strong (and as I said, sweet).&#160; Though it doesn&#39;t come on strong, it does have a full flavor.&#160; I got a 4 month-aged piece, but there were 8 month-aged pieces that apparently have a bolder taste.&#160; I shall try that sometime.&#160; Thank you, Renee and C-nikki, for suggesting it!&#160; <br /><br />The cheese and the book complemented each other somehow.&#160; I didn&#39;t eat the book or anything (heh) but I was eating the cheese while I read and... they just seemed to fit each other.<br /><br />Also, I managed to upload &quot;The I Love You Song&quot; to my audio, as I was talking about it with S.<br /><br /></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Women blog.  Women should blog. </title>   
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        <p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/29/AR2007042901555.html">LET US BLOG IN PEACE.</a><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/29/AR2007042901555.html"></a> <div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <p>There was a song running through my head all morning today, but I wasn&#39;t clear on some of the lyrics.&#160; It was a song from the stage version of Carole King&#39;s <em>Really Rosie</em> (I don&#39;t believe it was in the cartoon, but I hated the cartoon).&#160; I grew up with, and still have, the cast recording with Angela Coin as Rosie and the wonderful April Lerman as Kathy.&#160; I guess this was recorded after Tisha Campbell left the cast...&#160; anyway, the song was a solo about playing the wife of Dracula in the movies.&#160; When I looked online for the correct lyrics, I was in for a surprise.&#160; Somewhere between the recording of the cast album I had (which I believe was from the 1970s) and now, <em>Rosie</em> was given this song, &quot;The Awful Truth.&quot;</p><p>To me, this is an awful truth.&#160; You see, Rosie had the songs &quot;Really Rosie,&quot; &quot;Simple Humble Neighborhood,&quot; &quot;Screaming and Yelling,&quot; &quot;Avenue P,&quot; and several others. Rosie didn&#39;t need any more. It&#39;s about fairness, the sort of fairness and justice I thought the world should have when I was a child. The other kids had their little solo songs. It was only fair that Kathy&#39;s big turn was &quot;The Awful Truth,&quot; with which she tried to convince Rosie that she&#39;d make a better Star than Secretary.&#160; The way April Lerman sang it on the recording, it sounded to me like Kathy blew Rosie out of the water with talent, but she didn&#39;t have the creativity or bossiness that Rosie did-- Rosie was the leader.&#160; Kathy had a gorgeous voice, but Rosie was unquestionably the leader.&#160; </p><p>Rosie had enough fine songs of her own, though.&#160; &quot;The Awful Truth&quot; was Kathy&#39;s song.&#160; And the Kathy lyrics deserve to be on the internet, so I&#39;m going to put them here now.</p><div style="text-align: center">THE AWFUL TRUTH<br />as sung by April Lerman on the Off-Broadway album of<br />REALLY ROSIE<br /><br />Oo--ahh<br />Oo--ahh<br />The awful truth<br />Concerning me<br />The creature-feature mystery is<br />Simply this<br />In the worst way<br />I wanna play<br />Mrs. Dracula<br /><br />The challenge is tough<br />But I know I&#39;ve got the stuff<br />To be just spectacular<br />Can&#39;t you see it in lights<br />Kathy Grossman meets Dracula<br />So close your eyes<br />And visualize<br />Me in a cape<br />With fangs in my head<br />Loving a guy <br />Who&#39;s mostly dead<br /><br />I don&#39;t see him often<br />&#39;Cause he sleeps in a coffin<br />Nothing could be zanier<br />Than life in Transylvania<br />At six in the morning<br />When my sweetie is yawning<br />I feed all the bats<br />A mush made of rats<br />Then I tidy the tomb<br />Cover all the trap doors<br />And wash any old blood stains<br />Off of the floors<br /><br />Ooh!<br />Ooh!<br />Ooh!<br />Ooh!<br /><br />Can&#39;t you see<br />This juicy part <br />Was meant for me!<br />I got the looks (the looks!)<br />I got the style (the style!)<br />I got the bloodshot eyes<br />And a ghastly smile<br />It&#39;s the dream of my life<br />To play Dracula&#39;s wife<br />The reviews will all rave [possibly &quot;arrive&quot;]<br />(Big star!)<br />This movie&#39;s a whopper<br />A super show-stopper<br />And no one can top her (top her)<br />Not Kathy<br />Dear Academy,<br />Take note (the envelope, please!)<br />I should get the Oscar vote (the winner is)<br />If I don&#39;t<br />I&#39;ll bite your throat!<br />Signing off now<br />Quote, unquote<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left">I feel better now that it&#39;s up here.<br /></div><br /></div>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Unanswerable Questions about Lost Things.</title>   
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        <published>2007-04-22T01:20:54Z</published>
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        <p>If I were my copy of &quot; The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee&quot; cast album, where would I be?</p><p>If I were my bottle of wood glue, where would I be?</p><p>If I were my tube of Chapstick, where would I be?</p><p>If I were the brand-new package of printer paper, where would I be?</p><p>And IF I WERE MY [expletive] WORK I.D. CARD, WHERE THE [expletive] WOULD I BE?</p><p>(mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Virginia Tech</title>   
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        <p>I&#39;ve nothing to add to what has been said all over the internet, TV,
within conversations, everywhere.&#160; You are all in my
thoughts.&#160; I wish you all strength.
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</p><p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/16/AR2007041601831.html">WaPo article for me to think about</a><br /> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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